Column: Gruesome Twosome - Double Feature
Staff: Donald Kent & Chris Kelly |
May not be suitable for younger readers. |
Description: This column features off beat and over the top commentary. It pits two not so great horror movies against each other and grades them. Kent and Kelly slash and bash their way through each one to see who can win the coveted crown.
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Gruesome Twosome: Killer Joe vs May
Hold on to your butts because we are back and better than ever! In this edition we have two very disturbing flicks “Killer Joe” and “May” Both of these films toe the line of Horror, but both are very F'd up.
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Gruesome Twosome: Feast vs Murder Party
The fans have voiced their opinion and the winners are….drum roll please…Feast and Murder Party. This should be an epic battle of comedic proportions. |
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Gruesome Twosome:
Sleepaway Camp vs Cheerleader Camp
This time we got the classic “Sleepaway Camp vs. the not so classic “Cheerleader Camp.” Not only is these movies about camp but I can’t think of any other movies that would make you say “How Campy?” Who will reign supreme? |
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Gruesome Twosome: Basket Case vs Ghoulies
This month we have a two terrifying flicks that involves the mastery of creepy puppets. In one corner we have the Goliath of puppet horror in “Ghoulies” and in the other corner we have the lesser known underdog “Basket Case.” |
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Gruesome Twosome:
Friday the 13th vs My Bloody Valentine
SLASHER - The Remake! Jason vs Dirty Harry. Valentine's Day vs Superstition. Killer takes all. Who will win and claim slasher supremacy!? Find out this month's matchup. |
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Gruesome Twosome:
Venom vs Hatchet
Two menacing characters that never harmed anyone until after their deaths. Donald Kent and Chris Kelly are back to battle it out with wicked words and crown one of these movie champion. |
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Gruesome Twosome: Jingle Hell Edition
Two movies that involve Christmas and the big red guy himself. This ought to be good, we have “Silent Night, Deadly Night” vs. “Don’t Open Till Christmas,” but instead of pleasant “Jingle Bells,” we’re about to succumb to JINGLE HELL… |
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Gruesome Twosome: Dead Alive vs Dead Snow
It’s November and the majority of us will be giving thanks and partaking in a huge Thanksgiving feast at the end of the month, but we have a feast of different sorts, a feast where humans are on the menu, a “ZOMBIE FEAST!”
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Gruesome Twosome: Halloween Special Edition
Trick R' Treat! It's Halloween and our Gruesome Twosome have picked Trick R' Treat to faceoff again Night of the Demons 2. See who survives and gets the seal of approval from Donald Kent and Chris Kelly |
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Gruesome Twosome: Terror From the Water
This month we have two killer aquatic animal flicks, the cult classic from 1980 Alligator taking on the soon to be cult classic Piranha 3D. Let’s see how these movies stack up against each other. |
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Gruesome Twosome: Brothers of Fright
Featuring a new column on the site where we pit two usually terrible movies against each other and have them battle it out. In honor of the mass craze over Vampires, we decided to pit two Vampire movies against each other this month. The movies are “Fright Night” & “Brotherhood of Blood.” |
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